On the morning of January 12th 2014, the Capitol Car Park in Newport, South Wales, was demolished to make way for urban redevelopment. To the casual observer, the destruction of the building may have seemed to be a text book take down. However, sources have leaked that the demise of the infrastructure was, possibly, brought about by forces outside of the earth's atmosphere.

Over the past 5 years, it has been a goal of the Government to get involved in the ongoing, intergalactic war between Andromeda & Triangulum that rages in our exosphere. And, freshly released information alleges that the demolition may have been the result of a weapons test by a OU-R-NawT-E class starship; a recent addition to the Government's "Star Wars Lego Program".

The presence of the demolition company appears to have been three-fold. Firstly, as a side show to distract the public's attention. Secondly, to "laser paint" the target structure & thirdly, to orchestrate / mobilise spacecraft in and above the planet.

Now that the car park is destroyed, it is time to clear the site and dig up the foundations. Officials hope that artefacts from the Chartist Movement will be found, giving a good excuse to attack the city again, causing further wholesale destruction.


Other paranoid, conspiracy theories available at your favourite news station.


CREDITS:

Music:
Reapers by Winside - http://soundcloud.com/winside

Footage:
Best Dubstep Mix 2013 - http://youtube.com/user/HenrichAchberger
Demolition of Newport Capitol Car Park - http://youtube.com/user/handsomesuchit
Newport's Big Bang (Demolition of Car Park) - http://youtube.com/user/tecco59