On our way home from my girlfriend's Birthday night out, my girlfriend and I were waiting for the 53 bus at Deptford Bridge around 3:30 in the morning last Saturday. We were drunk and in good spirits. My girlfriend didn't have any money on her Oyster card or contactless card for the fare so we were in a bit of a dilemma of how we were gonna get home. I didn't have cash on me right there and we didn't wanna miss the bus. We got chatting to this guy waiting for the bus who said he didn't have a ticket or money for the fare. My girlfriend went on first, playing dumb like she was baffled the cards wouldn't work - luckily the driver let her on somehow or didn't realise. I went on afterwards with my ticket and we sat down. A few seconds later our new friend gets on and we cheered for him in a moment of triumph as he managed to blag the ride with an old ticket. It was only a few seconds later we saw the Bearded Dragon on his shoulder and thought "whoa wtfff!". I was a little shocked it was out & about and weary if it could bite or spit at us but it seemed so content on his shoulder, we gave it a few strokes :) In the video you can hear my girlfriend say "she must be off her tits mate". I'm sure she said that as it's not everyday you see a Bearded Dragon on someone's shoulder on the night bus on a weekend, but hey, it made for a funny trip home.