Durango, United States - October 18, 2024

In the picturesque landscapes of Durango, where wildlife often wanders through town, an extraordinary visitor has left Colorado Parks and Wildlife (CPW) Southwest Region officials both bewildered and amused. A black bear of unheard-of proportions has been spotted, redefining what locals thought they knew about the size of their ursine neighbors.

"We thought we had seen really fat Durango bears before. But this one takes the cake," a CPW spokesperson remarked in a tone mixed with awe and humor. "It also probably ate the cake. Every cake."

This colossal creature, so rotund that it poses the question, "When he sits, how does he not just roll over?" has become the talk of the town. The sheer girth of this black bear has sparked curiosity and concern among wildlife experts.

"Genuinely need to know how much more this black bear thinks he needs to eat before finding a den this year?" the spokesperson pondered, highlighting the unusual behavior of this particular bear. Typically, bears bulk up in preparation for hibernation, but this bear's size suggests an extraordinary appetite.

Dubbed affectionately as "Thicc Boi" by onlookers and wildlife enthusiasts, this bear's appearance has not only provided a moment of levity in the community but has also raised discussions about wildlife behavior and health.