In stories not for the squeamish, this tale from April 13, 2023, in Longlands, Hertfordshire, United Kingdom, tops the list.

A cyst-popping escapade reached epic — and grossly satisfying — proportions. Daniel, who had a cyst on his eyebrow for nearly 8 months, finally gave in to his girlfriend's pleas to pop it. Despite worries about worsening the condition after only receiving antibiotics from doctors, Daniel felt brave enough to let her at it. And let's just say, the outcome was explosively unexpected.

My boyfriend Daniel had a cyst for around 8 months in his eyebrow and I’m mad about spots so asked him to let me pop it. I popped it and we didn’t expect it to explode like it did. I posted it online and it got a lot of recognition. He didn’t want to touch it incase it made things worse as he had loads of appointments but was just given antibiotics then one day he i asked to pop it and he felt brave and let me