BREAKING NEWS
‘SERIAL SLIPPER KILLER - PUPPY HUNTED BY POLICE DOGS’
The following is the story behind the case of the SLIPPER MURDERS

Rocky the Staffy pup was identified in the past as having been in the area where Bedroom Slipper murders had taken place, but the witnesses that came forward varied in their photo-fit drawings, as CATS tend to be prejudiced against DOGS and are not the most competent artists.
Police have named this heartless beast the ‘BADASS BRUTE’ and warned the public not to approach him if they are wearing slippers, ballet shoes, pumps, moccasins, trainers or any other soft shoes. They called in the Police Dogs to track him down, but so far, he has evaded capture and left the carnage of departed slipper soles ( souls ) behind, as none could be heeled
( healed ).

Informers gave countless leads to law enforcement officers, but none of the canines on the other end of them were the notorious ‘BADASS BRUTE’.

It was reported that in most cases when police employed their Stop and Search powers, they did so without reasonable grounds. This resulted in numerous dog owner complaints, that it was obvious their pooch was not black with a white bib.

Hopes of closing the case came when a woman who wished to remain anonymous, telephoned the station and reported that she believed her puppy may be the ‘BADASS BRUTE’ because she found him near a half-eaten bedroom slipper in the lounge. Whilst waiting for the force to turn up with a Paddy Wagon, she asked Rocky if he was sorry for the damage his obsessive, aggressive behaviour had caused, and he shouted back “NO”.

When they arrived. Rocky’s mum reported that her puppy had killed many of her bedroom slippers and that she now buys them in bulk from Shoezone, but begged that they give him a second chance. It was agreed, under the proviso that Rocky submits to Addiction Therapy.

Watch this space and we will let you know if as a result of treatment Rocky is able to control his urge to kill bedroom slippers.