When Cyclone Alfred forced @eukanz to evacuate his home, he fell on a humid Friday in Brisbane. Needing a pick-me-up, he braved the heat for a custard tart from his local bakery.

He found the most voluptuous, curvy, jiggly masterpiece. A 7cm deep, golden beauty with a "seductive wobble."

He told Newsflare: "I kid you not, I couldn’t keep it to myself, so the camera came out and I shared the jiggle with the world — collectively appreciated by hundreds of thousands, as it currently stands."

So,

On the back of having evacuated my home due to cyclone Alfred, I was down and out on a warrrm, muggy Friday afternoon in Brisbane, desperate for a pick me up. Then the thought struck me — what better for a pick me up than a custard tart from your local bakery?
The walk was dreaded, but I put the steps in, got a hold of one, and lo and behold — the most voluptuous, curvy, jiggly, gorgeous, seducing custard tart you could imagine was in my hands. A good 7cm mid tart custard depth, I kid you not. I couldn’t keep it to myself, so the camera came out and I shared the jiggle with the world — collectively appreciated by hundreds of thousands, as it currently stands.

Aussies and custard tarts: match made in abbbsolute heaven.