Tuscaloosa, United States - February 22, 2025 A wild goat unleashed havoc in Tuscaloosa on Saturday, sparking a dramatic police pursuit across the city. The Tuscaloosa Police Department first spotted the speedy culprit dashing past Billy’s Sports Bar & Grill on Main Avenue, triggering an afternoon of chaos. The goat kept officers guessing as it raced across a bridge, swung by the Tuscaloosa Department of Transportation building, and evaded capture until police finally cornered it on Seventh Street. “Animal control took custody of the goat, which was unharmed but seemed tired after his hour-long ordeal,” the department posted on social media, capturing the toll of its rampage. Police are still piecing together where the goat came from and tracking down its owner, leaving the animal’s backstory shrouded in mystery. With a chuckle, they noted, “Apologies to anyone who smelled Officer Wilson yesterday evening,” hinting at the gritty reality of the chase. This hoofed renegade’s spree has etched itself into Tuscaloosa lore, thanks to the police who brought it to heel.